Real Funny Real Cute

This is part two. In part one I told you about the pause, about Trey's Law, about standing in my dad's childhood room drunk on tequila and asking him if he remembered anything. He said one word: everything. That word followed me for a year until I went back to San Luis Potosí and it turned into a bigger question — who gets to tell your story?
I went looking for answers in the wrong place first. I thought: colonization, obviously. So I tried researching the Chichimecas, my ancestors, and ran into the same wall I hit trying to trace my own family lineage — most of what survives was written by the people doing the colonizing, not the people living it. Records burned, floods took them, wars took them. But the people didn't disappear — they adapted. They folded their sun god and moon goddess into Catholic saints. They made Día de los Muertos. They made something new because the old thing wasn't allowed to survive in its original form.
That's when Tragedian Cowboy finally made sense to me. I'd been embarrassed by it — mixing poetry, mythology, family trauma, sexual identity into something that felt made up and crazy. Then I read Gloria Anzaldúa's Borderlands and realized I wasn't inventing anything. People have always found ways to tell stories that don't fit one format.
So let me clear something up, because I know what it looks like from the outside — like this podcast is just beef with two exes. It's not. James isn't the story. Nate isn't the story. They're part of it, but this is about something bigger: what happens when a system already primed to disbelieve you meets two people who know exactly how to use that. I talk about the exact way I had to perform my trauma correctly — not too emotional, not too detached, not too fast, not too slow — just to be believed at 17, and how I'm doing the same math again at 28.
I connect it to Latino history in this country — the Mexican repatriations of the 1930s, Operation Wetback in '54, U.S. citizens swept up anyway — because it's never actually been about legal status. It's about who gets believed and who gets criminalized. And I say clearly: the person I came forward against was undocumented. James is white. The other men arrested with him are white. All three convicted. Zero days in prison.
I also get into Mexico itself — a black cat, a flower, some strange coincidences I can't fully explain and don't really try to. What it actually gave me wasn't a sign. It was rest. And I talk about the difference between feeling safe and feeling free, because those turned out to not be the same thing at all.
I'm 28 now. Officially half my life tangled up in this. I'm tired, but I'm not done, and I'm not becoming another missing piece of this story.
Next up: episode 11, the full introduction to Project Tragedian Cowboy — the jersey, the running, all of it.
Content warning: This episode includes discussions of childhood sexual abuse, trauma, legal proceedings, and family/generational silence.

Fourteen years. That's how long I've been trying to tell this story. Two months ago I almost quit for good.
I'm back after a break I needed — recording was taking a real toll on my mental health. After my ex filed a second false police report against me, I ended up having to sign an NDA connected to my civil case. Hours of recording became useless overnight, and I found myself in a hotel room in Atlanta at 2am asking: what am I even doing anymore. I'm about to turn 28 — half my life spent fighting to be heard since I disclosed CSA as a teenager — and here I am trying to make a podcast about ending silence while I'm literally muzzled.
This episode is about the pause, and about why it wasn't really new — it's a break from something I've been trying to say since before half of you knew me.
I talk about Trey's Law and why it matters (and why hope alone wasn't enough to quiet the fear). I talk about a trip to San Luis Potosí that was supposed to fix nothing, a phone call at a buffet that changed everything, and one word my dad said to me — "everything" — that I still can't shake. I get into Tragedian Cowboy, the character I built after I fell apart in 2020, and why Mexico almost convinced me to stop fighting altogether.
Senior cross-country jersey. A black cat that showed up right on time. A question that kept getting bigger the longer I sat with it: even if I legally get my story back — will I actually be able to tell it? Who gets to tell the story?
This is Part 1 of 2. Hold onto that last question — it matters more than you think.
Please take 60 seconds: There's currently a push to ban NDAs in CSA cases, named after Trey Carlock, who died by suicide after being silenced the same way I have been. It's already passed the Senate unanimously — it just needs the House. Link in the description/bio via tradeslaw.org.
Content warning: This episode includes discussions of childhood sexual abuse, trauma, legal battles, family silence, and mental health.
 
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When I was a teenager, I reported child sexual abuse to a School Resource Officer.
Years later, I obtained the police report and discovered something I never expected: before any real investigation could begin, concerns about my "credibility" had already been documented.
In this episode of Real Funny Real Cute, I discuss what happened after I came forward, the lasting impact of being dismissed by trusted adults, and why the response to abuse disclosures can sometimes leave deeper scars than the abuse itself.
We talk about:
Reporting child sexual abuse as a teenager
Being labeled as having "credibility issues"
Institutional failures and accountability
Why creating a paper trail matters
The emotional cost of not being believed
Spending years trying to tell your story
This episode contains discussions of child sexual abuse and may be difficult for some listeners. Please listen with care.
🎙️ Real Funny Real Cute is a podcast about breaking down what is serious through humor, chisme, and personal storytelling.

This week, Roman hits pause on the legal talk to dive into the hilarious culture shocks of growing up Mexican-American. We’re talking about the "Storage Oven," the Fabuloso obsession, and the absolute chaos of moving out and realizing not everyone dilutes their dish soap in a Daisy sour cream container. It’s a lighthearted look at the quirks of Mexican-American households, the "toxic" traits we keep, and the ones we finally let go of (like washing dishes in scalding water without gloves).

Most people think stalking looks like someone hiding in bushes or following you home. Reality is quieter, more obsessive, and a lot easier to miss. In this episode, Roman breaks down the subtle patterns of control, fixation, and boundary-crossing that don’t always get labeled for what they are—until it’s too late. From constant monitoring and “coincidental” appearances to emotional manipulation disguised as care, this isn’t just about one experience—it’s about how easily these behaviors get normalized. Because the truth is, the warning signs are usually there. They’re just not always obvious. And when no one calls it what it is, it keeps happening. This episode pulls those patterns into the light—so you can recognize them before they escalate.

Most people don’t recognize manipulation while it’s happening.They call it coincidence. They call it overthinking. They call it nothing—until it’s too late.
In this episode, Roman breaks down a relationship that didn’t just end—it unraveled. What started as confusion turned into patterns: repeated “coincidences,” social media monitoring, location tracking, and escalating behavior that stopped making sense.
This isn’t just about one person. It’s about how manipulation hides in plain sight—how easily reality can be rewritten, and how quickly things can turn when you start noticing the patterns.
If you’ve ever questioned your instincts or been told you’re “crazy” for connecting the dots, this episode is going to hit.

Episode Ep1 is a deeply personal narrative by Roman, who shares his journey of overcoming silence and trauma as a first-generation American with Mexican immigrant parents. Roman discusses the challenges of growing up with a lack of open communication about sensitive topics, such as sexual abuse, and the cultural barriers that contribute to this silence. He reflects on his experiences with child sexual abuse, the struggle to find his voice, and the impact of generational trauma. Roman emphasizes the importance of breaking the cycle of silence and advocating for oneself and future generations. The episode serves as an introduction to his podcast, which aims to address serious issues through humor and storytelling, providing a platform for healing and understanding.

In this episode, Roman shares his raw, unfiltered story of navigating a dangerous pattern of control, emotional abuse, and stalking. What starts as a toxic relationship escalates into something far more serious: false police reports, invasions of privacy, and calculated attempts to destabilize and silence him.
Roman breaks down how his ex, Nate B, operated behind the scenes, using both emotional manipulation and technology to maintain control. From fabricated crises to coordinated harassment across multiple cities, this episode exposes the subtle and overt tactics used to keep someone trapped in a cycle of fear and confusion.
Along the way, Roman highlights the warning signs of covert abuse, the importance of documentation, and how he began reclaiming control by turning evidence into protection. This isn’t just a personal story. It’s a blueprint for recognizing patterns that often go unnoticed until it’s too late.
Why does this matter? Because silence protects abusers. By speaking out, Roman aims to help others identify these behaviors early, trust their instincts, and take action before things escalate.
For anyone navigating toxic relationships or trying to understand how manipulation can evolve into harassment, this episode offers a clear, honest look at trauma, resilience, and what it means to take your voice back.

Most people underestimate how easily emotion and manipulation can masquerade as harassment—and how the law often fails to protect victims. In this gripping episode, Roman unearths the dark truth behind an alleged harassment saga fueled by deception, manipulation, and systemic failure. If you've ever felt misunderstood or feared that the law isn’t on your side when you need it most, this episode will shake your assumptions and reveal the hidden dangers of protecting toxic behavior.
Roman dives deep into a personal hell, exposing how emotionally abusive tactics, gaslighting, and legal loopholes create an environment where predators can exploit the system. You’ll discover the bizarre yet alarming patterns of manipulation that led to false harassment claims, inspired by real events with a man named Nate B.—a person whose lies and misconduct highlight critical flaws in how authorities handle abuse allegations. Through raw storytelling and stark visuals—like the sharp contrast of images showing victim distress versus smiles—this episode exposes the brutal reality victims face when the system turns against them.
We break down:
How toxicity and dishonesty can disguise themselves as innocence or harassment
The specific tactics predators use to gaslight victims and distort reality
The gaps in law enforcement and public institutions that allow harmful individuals to slip through the cracks
The devastating physical and emotional toll of abuse—highlighted by personal photos and candid confessions
What you must know to protect yourself and loved ones from falling victim to similar cycles of manipulation
This episode isn’t just a story; it’s a wake-up call. Ignoring these warning signs means risking your safety, legal standing, and peace of mind. If you’re someone who’s ever felt trapped in a cycle of lies or is passionate about justice and truth, this powerful episode will ignite your awareness and empower your voice.
Perfect for survivors, advocates, or anyone questioning the integrity of the system—tune in to understand how to spot false claims, advocate for yourself, and push for meaningful change. Don’t miss out—your awareness could make all the difference.
Roman is a trauma survivor and activist, committed to exposing systemic flaws and fighting for justice against predators who hide behind legal protections. His insights combine personal experience with a fierce dedication to truth, making this episode a must-listen for anyone determined to understand the deeper mechanics of abuse and legal injustice.
Warning
: Contains graphic descriptions and intense personal revelations. Listen with care if you're sensitive to detailed accounts of emotional and physical abuse.